*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

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Kristine, I don’t know why you called me, but in honest to God truth I was asleep. But if it was something extremely important, you should’ve kept calling. 3rd times a charm. I would’ve woken up. Always


Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

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