Mmmhmmmmm.

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Kristine, I don’t know why you called me, but in honest to God truth I was asleep. But if it was something extremely important, you should’ve kept calling. 3rd times a charm. I would’ve woken up. Always

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

(via the-absolute-best-posts)